(18+) question !!

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問：美 國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.



美 國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......



美 國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......



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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問：西 班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight

or Toro(Bull)



西 班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.



西 班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。



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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are

like gossip or rumors.



菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.



菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。



(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)



(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?



問： 伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.



伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.



伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。



(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)



(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問： 印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.



印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms India: Because it works day and night......



印度小姐：因為日夜勞 "做" 。



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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.



馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西

亞國產車 )。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.



馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就

變形) 。



(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)



(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very

Kiasu (Afraid to lose).



新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes

before the show is over.



新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。



(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)



(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )



Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?



問：中 國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。



Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.



中 國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.



Question: How can you say so?



問：為什麼呢？



Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.



中 國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。



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