LAME ! Joke !

What did the dog say to the tree? bark.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you start a book about ducks?...With an introduction.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken.

What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

Why did the turtle cross the road?To get to the shell station!

What did sushi A said to sushi B?A= Wassabi (What's up,B?!)

If superman race with batman, who would win?
- Superman, cause when "Superman Returns", "Batman Begins"

If superman raced Spiderman, who would win?
-Draw, cause when "Superman Returns", " Spiderman 2"

what did THE apple say to THE gravity????
u were discoverd bcuz of ME!!!!!!

What did the American man tell the Russian man when he met him?
Hello

mom : why are you standing outside dear its so hot ??
daughter : oh mom !!! to dry my sweat ......

why do deep sea divers get such low grades??
bcuz they r at C level.......!!!!

wat did 1 cat say 2 d other?

MEAOW!!! wat else!!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!

all this lame joke from jon man !haha